Sanders Helps Millenials Discover “America”

Using a Simon and Garfunkel classic to help energize voters and score big on the PR scale – Bernie Sanders has helped propel sales of old S&G albums – particulary vinyls – to a new height.  

Says a Columbia Records mogul, who spoke on condition of anonymity: “We have a lot of this old 60’s stuff laying around in the vaults just waiting for a 60’s Lefty to use it in a political campaign or an ad for a new SUV.  We are delighted to help a new generation of American youth discover the great music of the past.  I may not agree with his Socialist positions – I was a 60’s radical too but I grew up like most people who realized utopian idealism is only great in theory.  But I would give my life, or that of my grandchildren – scratch that – my children – to defend his right to be on the Far Left!  Now if only Hillary would get smarter PR people and use some classic tunes - or the Republicans would get off their country music kick – I have plenty of old Mama’s and Papa’s classics lying unused in the vault!  “California Dreamin’” would be a great option for Jeb Bush if he can just get past New Hampshire!”